what do you say to simba if he is walking slowly
*takes nudes in the Apple store*
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao
thats terrible u should try a chair
It’s really fucked that we can just say we puked or we have a sore throat and stay home from school but we can’t say I’m too sad to go to school or I want to jump off a bridge and school isn’t the best place for me right now. Mental illnesses are just as serious as any physical illness.Parents need to realize this.
so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao
Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are officially tied for worst first pitch in history
I’ve saved this since March to post.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE
you can’t spell thug without hug
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
people who confront tumblr users that unfollow them