fishingboatproceeds:

Cara Delevingne will play Margo Roth Spiegelman in the Paper Towns movie. 
Like everyone involved in the film, I was blown away by her audition. She really, really, really gets Margo.

fishingboatproceeds:

Cara Delevingne will play Margo Roth Spiegelman in the Paper Towns movie

Like everyone involved in the film, I was blown away by her audition. She really, really, really gets Margo.

guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

Anonymous asked: How far have you gone with a guy?

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

yeevil:

probably not that

dennys:

conformitiesrebellion:

I could be running Dennys tumblr right now and none of you would know the difference

we would

facebook: omg so thankful for my family this year merry xmas :)))))
tumblr: happy birthday jesus u was a real nigga

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

cumfort:

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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bride-of-bucky:

lokispants:

in the flesh meme - scenes [1/4] → I’ve a funny story of my own, actually. I rose from the dead and then, after that, I ripped people apart.

My favorite part of this show is its close adherence to mainstream monotheistic beliefs of the afterlife where we all get to crawl out of our graves and feast on the brains of the living

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit